Drowsy chocolate

 Today's food menu guide: drowsy chocolate

 Now there are different kinds of milk in our last video we talked about milk that grows from a volcano but there is another milk that grows from an animal called the kardaver. These species is a type of cow they are velvet purple with sparkles (I love sparkles) they are kept in the most luxurious places and have a very chill and relaxing life, often getting messages every day, going on jogs or just having their needs catered to them. The karaver species is a unique type of cow, boasting a luxurious velvet purple coat adorned with sparkling accents (who doesn't love a bit of sparkle?). These majestic creatures are housed in the most lavish environments imaginable, where they lead a serene and indulgent lifestyle. Their days are filled with pampering, including daily massages, leisurely jogs, and having all their needs meticulously attended to. The milk produced by these extraordinary cows is renowned for its unparalleled sweetness, velvety texture, creaminess, and thickness. Unlike traditional grass-fed cows, these kardaver cows are fed a diet fit for royalty – consisting of gold, pearls, silver, diamonds, emeralds, and every luxury item imaginable. This exquisite diet results in milk of the highest quality. However, it's worth noting that some of these cows disdain the labour involved in milk production. In such cases, rather than forcing them to work, they're respectfully and reverently consumed, ensuring that nothing goes to waste in this remarkable cycle of luxury and indulgence. Heart cocoa is a unique variety cultivated from the Mollix tree found in the depths of a forest. These trees have a penchant for grazing on their own leaves and swaying gently from side to side. Nestled in the center of each Mollix tree are six cocoa pods, which also possess a musical inclination. However, when harvesting these pods, caution is paramount. Some of them are particularly spirited and prone to biting those who handle them too roughly in an attempt to protect the heart of the tree. While the pods may scream when disturbed, the Mollix tree remains indifferent, harboring a disdain for their existence due to the heartache they cause. To pacify the screaming pods, simply give them a gentle shake, and they will quiet down for the time being. Once harvested, the heart cocoa pods are taken to a trusted merchant who expertly transforms them into rich cocoa powder. This powder embodies a dark, bitter flavor profile, reminiscent of pain and suffering—an acquired taste, indeed. To complement the intense cocoa, you'll need Inex butter, a distinctive blue-hued butter with a delightful aroma reminiscent of biscuits. Curiously, it's often found with mysterious pink dust adorning its surface—a puzzling addition that only adds to its deliciousness. The origins of this dust remain unknown, but its flavor is undeniable. Next on the list is horling sugar, a rare and exquisite ingredient harvested from the heads of horling deers. These unique creatures possess four horns that they grow and shed every 3-4 months. Once shed, these horns are meticulously processed to create one of the finest sugars available. Indeed, the drowsiness factor stems from the unique properties of these horns. While they can be used to create both sugar and medicine, it's crucial to note their potent drowsy side effects. As a result, they're only suitable for use in specific recipes where such effects are desired or manageable. Additionally, their sedative properties make them ideal for crafting a sleep potion, aiding in achieving a restful night's sleep, or even serving as a makeshift chloroform for certain (legal) purposes. Anyway. Put it all in a normal in pot no measurements needed then just stir it until the pot screams at you to “stop stir your going to ruin it” and there you have it nice creamy, soft, velvety, milky, sweet balanced chocolate for when you want to go to sleep or to give to someone that annoys you like your neighbour ted who likes screaming out his songs while he is taking his midnight showers  and therefore ruins your sleep